Dictionary

Dictionary for womens personal ads:

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average Looking - ugly
Beutiful - Pathalogical Liar
Contagious smile - Does alot of pills
Emtionally secure - On Medication
Feminist - Fat
Free Spirit - Junkie
Friendship First - Former very "friendly" person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy Drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large Frame - Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate - Stalker

Women's English

1. Yes = No
2. No = yes
3. Maybe = no
4. We Need = I Want
5. I'm Sorry = You'll be Sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Ofcourse im upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever thing about?

Men's English

1. I am hugry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Lets have sex now!
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May i have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can i call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can i take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes dont go with that outfit = I am Gay

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